"‎Gods are made up by creatures half a chromosome away from being chimpanzees, and I’m afraid to say it shows."

Christopher Hitchens (via lmaoatheist)

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@45 minutes ago with 83 notes

when someone says “to the left”..

sodamnrelatable:

i automatically start singing “TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT, EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT!”

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@1 hour ago with 55159 notes

shout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life

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@22 hours ago with 16060 notes

So there’s this new girl at my school. She’s only been here a week and she’s already managed to piss off just about everyone.

@1 day ago with 2 notes

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@1 day ago with 45 notes

My friend has been getting some anon hate lately. Please make her day brighter and cheer her up!

@2 days ago with 1 note
octavielilou:

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@56 minutes ago with 70834 notes

brucejennersbitch:

i don’t think there was a time when the club could handle me

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@22 hours ago with 2024 notes

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@23 hours ago with 14486 notes

The little russian grannies on eurovision omg

@1 day ago

Ensemble, The Girl Who Lived in the Tree Dress of ivory silk tulle embroidered with red glass crystals; bolero of red silk
Photographed by Sølve Sundsbø for Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty
“[In this collection] she was a feral creature living in the tree. When she decided to descend to earth, she was transformed into a princess.”

Ensemble, The Girl Who Lived in the Tree
Dress of ivory silk tulle embroidered with red glass crystals; bolero of red silk

Photographed by Sølve Sundsbø for Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty

“[In this collection] she was a feral creature living in the tree. When she decided to descend to earth, she was transformed into a princess.”

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@2 days ago with 3174 notes

So I was down the front of our farm chopping wood (since we have a wood fire heater) with an axe, and my mum comes out of the blue and tells me that she’d like me to do the dishes. I got such a fright I turned around and swang the axe. Thank god she was about 4 meters behind or I would’ve chopped her head in two. Literally.

@2 days ago