"Gods are made up by creatures half a chromosome away from being chimpanzees, and I’m afraid to say it shows."
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i automatically start singing “TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT, EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT!”
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@1 hour ago with 55159 notesshout out to the internet for making me seem funnier and better looking than i actually am in real life
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@22 hours ago with 16060 notes
My friend has been getting some anon hate lately. Please make her day brighter and cheer her up!

i don’t think there was a time when the club could handle me
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@22 hours ago with 2024 notesEnsemble, The Girl Who Lived in the Tree
Dress of ivory silk tulle embroidered with red glass crystals; bolero of red silkPhotographed by Sølve Sundsbø for Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty
“[In this collection] she was a feral creature living in the tree. When she decided to descend to earth, she was transformed into a princess.”
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So I was down the front of our farm chopping wood (since we have a wood fire heater) with an axe, and my mum comes out of the blue and tells me that she’d like me to do the dishes. I got such a fright I turned around and swang the axe. Thank god she was about 4 meters behind or I would’ve chopped her head in two. Literally.
